4He tries to justify his actions in the last line
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"P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”
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5The Wife's Response Stuns him
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After reading his letter, the wife shoots back calmly. "Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my daily soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment!"
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6The final Lines
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"And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, &; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care." Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! Now, this was hilarious as hell. We are sure the husband kicked himself for writing that letter. He sure lost a smart and caring wife.
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