While it may be fun to be a short gal who can actually rule a guy with her petiteness, sometimes it can get so damn annoying and irritating and every short gal out there will know exactly what I mean when she reads this article and relates to these experiences. Moreover, this is also for all you daddy long legs out there and those over 5 feet three, take a look at what you never have to go through. Here is what short girls have to deal with but laugh all you want at our expense as short gals get to dominate guy easily because of size.
Don’t you just wish you could wear those thigh high boots you’ve seen on Amazon? Being so enamored by the boots, you go right ahead and purchase it waiting in anticipation to try them on but when you do, they go right up your entire damn leg.
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And you end up looking like a HOBBIT, it’s not funny really but there are advantages though, he’ll be too scared to annoy you lest you burst out crying like a child that he thinks you are.
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How many can identify with this one? Many of course and it’s a real bummer when you hear sniggering behind you especially when you are desperately trying to reach up to the shelf.
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You’ve seen all those sexy photos and selfies of models and even your friends on Instagram and you too want a selfie of your own but the idiot house architect has put a wall of tiles below the mirror or the damn mirror itself is too high.
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This is another bummer that makes you want these styles so bad you go right ahead and buy them and when you try them on, it’s another story entirely. This is exactly what happens to me.
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It’s the same damn thing!! Cropped pants turn out reaching your ankles and regular jeans end up like a mitten over your toes. Yes ok! We know you can cut them and hem them in but why can’t they be made shorter for shorties like me.
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Well, what more can one say, it would be cool if I too could see something, and a short gal won’t get to see a thing unless she has a tall boyfriend who will hoist her on his shoulders but for that you shouldn’t be too chubby too.
And all you get to see are heads, heads and sometimes legs too. If you are going to a show, make sure you purchase a ticket that gets you up front or you might as well not go.
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Don’t you hate this that in spite of lowering the seatbelt as much as possible, it chokes you, well that’s life for a short gal?
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Can’t you see it’s because the gal is short. Obviously she would be doing it for her pleasure or hoping the windshield is closer to her head so she can’t bash through it with every jerk. This is how short gals drive because it’s the only way to reach.
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Well what else is there to do when there is no help around. You have to be self reliant even if it means risking the shelf toppling over you. All you can do is whisper Please don’t break….please don’t break…please don’t break.
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Which is what could happen in those department stores with freezer doors that seem like the gates of a huge castle for you? Why do they need such huge freezers in a store, don’t they know there are shorties in the world.
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And it’s right at the bottom and try as you might you just can’t reach it till you tilt and almost end up in the washer itself.
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Especially when your legs dangle and it may be nostalgic but it also makes you feel weird that this is real and you’re short and your legs aren’t reaching the ground what the.
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Don’t you wish they made toilets for smaller people or simply hate a toilet that has been made too high? This could happen at home too. Well, thankfully you may have a stool at home but outside is different matter.
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Now where did I put the paprika…..crap…Crap…crap. Doesn’t this happen all the time, just when you are about to cook something and the important ingredients are all on top.
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What the hell is your problem, if a gal is short she’s short, ask yourself why are you so tall, ever thought about it that way??
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Has this happened to you at any time when your guy is kind and sweet enough to hoist you on his shoulders just so you can browse what’s on the top shelf? There may be problems that short girls have to deal with but it has its perks too.
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