Here Are Few Painfully Accurate Tweets About Being In The 30s

By Ashish Ranjan, 20 February 2018

Ageing is a process which many people don’t like. Everybody like to be in their youths and enjoy the benefits of it. It is just for this reason, people like to enjoy their 20s more than the 30s. It is for this reason that most of the people want to enjoy the life to the maximum when they are in their 20s. It has also been observed that people mellow down and become slow in their 30s. The youth is the time when people are in full mood and activities. Here are few tweets which described people’s pain while entering their 30s.

1The changing definition of Friday night

This user is very upset about his 30s. He said that he used to be in the club on Friday nights but he finds himself in a Costco on the Friday nights. He is no more enjoying the sex and parties.

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2Amount of toilet breaks

This user is very worried about toilet breaks. He said that the one thing which is different about sex is the amount of toilet breaks when people are in their 30s. he is visibly not at all happy about being in 30s.

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3People love to spend time at home when they are in 30s

This user is sarcastically saying that he is enjoying being in 30s. She says that she always gets messages from friends saying that they are in club whereas she is one who always finds herself at home.

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4Enjoying household activities

This user is completely fed up for being in his 30s. He wrote that being in 30s means doing more of a household activities. He enjoys mowing the lawn and then realizes that he is in his 30s.

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51998 was long ago

This user is completely stunned to find out that the year 1998 was not only 10 years ago. He is worried that time has really passed too fast. She also says that you realize about 30s when you see that 1998 was long ago.

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6Changing ambitions

This user is trying to say that people in 20s are very motivated and always strive for goodness and peace in the troubled world whereas they start feeling that every chair is terrible once they grow old.

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7Drinks, sex diminishes as you grow old

This user is very worried about growing old. He says that he frequently had drinks drugs and sex when he was in his 20s. He is saying that now he only sits on the couch until it’s no longer too early to go to bed.

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8Physical relationship gets affected once you are in 30s

This user is very worried about physical relations after getting into 30s. He thinks that the ability of physical intimacy becomes weak. He is sarcastically saying what it means to be in the 30s.

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9Telling jokes is all about being in 30s

This user says that he spends his 30s by telling awful jokes to others. He is responding to son’s question of how did he spent his 30s. He says he makes others happy by cracking jokes.

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10Dress like a cat when in 30s

This user is very fed up about being in 30s. She says that she used to dress like she was on catwalk when she was in 20s. But, now, when in her 30s, she dresses like she walk cats.

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11People find it difficult to date in their 30s

This user is telling her story that she no more feel like using social media or apps to date because she was in her 30s. She also said that she now prefers meeting men the old-fashioned way.

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12How watching Netflix changes when you grow up

This user said that #NetflixAndChill used to mean “sex” in the 20s. But, when they are in 30s, the meaning of #NetflixAndChill has changed to actually watching Netflix and actually chilling.

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13Supermarket playing great music

This user said that people love to enjoy great music once they grow up. He said, “ Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music these days?”

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14People grow up to end in a job which they don’t like

This user said that he was very eager to grow up and get a good job and kids. But, his expectation and reality had a stark difference. He said that he definitely did not like to get this job and these kids.

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15Bones become weak after you get into 30s

This user presents an analogy of a bike and a car to the human body. She says that just like the bikes and cars squeak as it gets old, human bones also start to do exactly that once people enter 30s.

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