While every marriage has its share of “rocking the boat” days, the wise manage to steer it to the shore. Some marriages meet with an end which is not easy. But not all marriages end in bitterness. Some evolved couples do it in a humorous way. We bring you a story of a couple that parted ways in a strange way. We are sure this story will raise your eyebrows in disbelief.
A husband was tired of his marriage and sent a letter to his wife asking for a divorce. Apparently, he felt that he had always been at the receiving end and grew remorseful.
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The husband wrote a nice letter to his wife asking her for a divorce. In the letter, he wrote the following lines. "Dear wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw."
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“Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want any physical contact or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever! the case, I’m gone." Your EX-Husband.
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"P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”
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After reading his letter, the wife shoots back calmly. "Dear Ex-Husband, Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my daily soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment!"
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"And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, &; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care." Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! Now, this was hilarious as hell. We are sure the husband kicked himself for writing that letter. He sure lost a smart and caring wife.
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