They are some of the most famous historical figures in history. But like all of us, they had a different side when it came to their private lives. These historical figures had perverse and shameless habits that left the world in shock when they were brought into the spotlight. Sure, they all had some derogatory habits, but we wouldn’t be where we are today without these genius men who thought ahead of their time. Here are 12 such famous historical figures who were total perverts in modern history.
Everyone knows and reveres one of the world’s most famous theoretical physicists of all time but his private life was a bit infamous. He was married twice which of course is no big deal but the second time, it was to his cousin and while he was married he had affairs with 10 different women. There was a time he almost married his second wife’s (cousin) 22 year old daughter. According to Einstein, it was a human’s natural urge to have affairs and be promiscuous and it wasn’t healthy to resist. Perhaps all that brain computing and mental power made him extremely horny too.
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Here is a shitty pervert in the literal sense of the word. Mozart may have been a prodigy writing music when he was five but this horny little musician was obsessed with SHIT!! Yes, shit. In fact, he may have had the fetish called coprophilia which is the paraphilia of physical arousal and pleasure from feces. YUCK! Take a look at one of his letters he wrote to a cousin and a love interest.
“Oh my ass burns like fire! what on earth is the meaning of this!—maybe muck wants to come out? yes, yes, muck, I know you, see you, taste you—and—what’s this—is it possible?”
This was just one of his coprophiliac influenced letters he wrote her. He also wrote such letters to his parents and sister. What’s even worse is that Mozart’s family when writing letters to each other also expressed such references to coprophilia. According to Benjamin Simkin an endocrinologist, Mozart wrote 39 such letters to his cousin and various family members which included coprophilia references. Here’s another one he penned to his cousin Maria on 5th November 1777.
“Well, I wish you good night, But first shit in your bed and make it burst. Sleep soundly, my love Into your mouth your arse you’ll shove.”
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The father of modern psychology and the man who initiated the concept of psychiatrists burning a hole in your pocket with the talking cure (or $300 per hour to rant to a person who won’t get irritated). Freud admitted that he often had incestuous thoughts about his mother. In fact, it was perhaps his obsession with sexual behavior that culminated in his theories that human beings were primitive at birth and underwent stages of libido development that included Oral, Anal, Phallic, Latency, and Genital stages.
Freud says that because of such stages, it was natural for humans to be physically attracted to either one of the parents which then lead to psychological problems of jealousy and other emotional issues. In fact, he labeled his own father a pervert and blamed him for his own brother going insane.
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This loony gave us the term sadism or sadomasochism that has now led to the more perverted form of BDSM. Marquis De Sade in his time had no moral limitations and led a freestyle life that centered on experimentations of sadistic means to invoke physical arousal and pleasure. He believed in torture and infliction of pain to induce pleasure even to the victim. He degraded his victims and was famous for illustrations depicting women in derogatory naked poses such as being treated like dogs or hung upside down and being flogged.
Sade’s own life was also a mix of affairs where he had physical relations with his sister in law, imprisoning a lady for his own physical abuse and pleasure and even including his wife in the act. He was also involved with a 13 year old before dying in 1814. Sade was also jailed for 32 years because of his perversions and writings. According to him, he wanted to create "the most impure tale that has ever been written since the world exists."
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So you thought Hans Christian Anderson only loved writing stories for children?? But did you know, each time he met a woman he would write about her in his diary with details of how he would pleasure himself while thinking about them (yes he was a regular Master-Bates). He would visit brothels just to talk to the prostitutes and return home for a private wanking session with his Mr Dick. Here is one such entry from his diary. The ++ signs was a measurement of his degree of satisfaction.
“Today I had a visit from such-and-such a person, they’re so sweet,” he would write. “When they left, I had a double-sensuous ++.”
A book on Anderson by Jackie Wullschlager also described that though he didn’t have an active intimate life, he was also BI and liked men, especially young boys suggesting a hint of pedophilia. Anderson once stayed with Charles Dickens and requested that he be shaved every morning by one of Dickens young sons, a request that Dickens promptly turned down.
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He was one of the most celebrated silent comedians of his time and needs no introduction but Chaplin led a personal life that included physically harassing young women because he loved it. He would organize orgies with filmmaker Luis Bunuel in which he would subject them to acts of perversion. He would subject actresses auditioning for roles to the casting couch where he would fondle their breasts in his comical silent movie style.
In fact, he institutionalized the casting couch as a method to select actresses while communicating with them through cards and acts of mime. The cards were vulgar and instructed actresses to undress and became nude while he threw pies at them. Luis Bunuel in his book “My Last breath” depicted in detail the orgies that were organized by Chaplin.
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An influential philosopher but a pervert no less. He loved being spanked for arousal a fact he admitted in his own autobiography. Rousseau was also a FLASHER and loved exposing himself to young women in dark alleys just so that they could spank him. He wrote “I had found in the pain, even in the disgrace, a mixture of sensuality which had left me less afraid than desirous of experiencing it again from the same hand,”
He was brought up by one Mademoiselle Lambercier who spanked him and his brother when they were out of line. Rousseau loved it instead. He also wrote in his autobiography: “I devoured with burning glances all the pretty women I met; my imagination unceasingly recalled them to me, only to make use of them in my own fashion, and to make of them so many Mlles. [Mademoiselles]Lambercier.”
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He may be the one who engineered an important treaty with France but Edward led a life of women and more women. In his role as the Prince of Wales, Edward led a life of scandal having several mistresses one of whom was the mother of Winston Churchill. His exploits opened up the trend of wife swapping in the Marlborough house where he had his own knobbing chair.
Bertie, as he was known was a frequent visitor to the most famous brothel or Bordello of Victorian Paris known as Le Chabanais that was also visited by actors like Humphrey Bogart, Mae West and Cary Grant.
Edward’s line of mistresses includes Winston Churchill’s mother, Jennie Churchill, Lillie Langtry the Jersey Girl, Sarah Bernhardt, and Mrs. Alice Keppel, the great Grandmother of Camilla Parker Bowles.
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Grainger was one of 20th century’s most brilliant composers that lived a very violent private life of physical pleasure marked with pain. He loved S&M and also flogged himself for arousal and pleasure. He also flogged women and wanted to be flogged by them which included his wife Ella. In one of his letters, he wrote: “I am a sadist and a flagellant — my highest sexual delight is to whip a beloved woman’s body.”
Grainger deposited a box marked Private Matters to a Melbourne bank in 1956 with instructions to open it 10 years after his death. When researchers finally did so in 1971, all were shocked at the contents. The box contained homemade whips and a huge pornographic collection that included pictures and writings that documented Granger’s BDSM experiments with his wife.
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British occultist and writer Aleister Crowley was known for his widespread experiments with occult practices that even included satanic worship, drugs and bizarre rituals. Known as “The great beast’, he founded his own religion called the order of Thelema in the 1900’s where the sole rule was “do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law” and by that you can understand what it meant. This is what he wrote in one passage "the Beast 666 advised that all children shall be accustomed from infancy to witness every type of coital act, as also the process of birth, lest falsehood fog, and mystery stupefy, their minds."
Crowley was also an adventurist who attempted to climb Mt Kanchenjunga twice but failed. In social circles, he was denounced and called a Satanist and the wickedest man on earth. His prescribed rituals in his order included treating the erotic and physical pleasure as a sacrament where he created a mass like liturgy in which the Eucharist was substituted for a biscuit made from semen and menstrual fluid. Many of his works and writings inflamed occultists, religious personnel and authorities who even contemplated burning some of them. He loved satanic imagery and would also send antichristmas cards to his friends.
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By now this article may have erased every stereotype image you may have had of such famous figures but there are many more in perverts of recent history like James Joyce, the author of Ulysses and Finnegans Wake. He may have been one of the greatest writers of his time but he loved FARTIES. Yes!! Joyce loved farting on people’s faces while indulging in the physical act of lovemaking to give it a more subtle reference. He also wrote many FART QUOTES and dirty love letters speaking of farting like this one of his erotic fart quotes of James Joyce.
"If I gave you a bigger stronger f**k than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an ass full of farts that night, darling, and I f**ked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole."
In fact, Joyce also loved his women to fart in his face and wrote about it in his dirty letter such as this one.
"It is wonderful to f**k a farting woman when every f**k drives one out of her.” I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."
I bet you didn’t know this did you?
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Well, you all know one of the founding fathers of the great nation of the USA but a pervert although a mild one. Franklin loved having affairs with old grannies. He was really into old women and was known to have justified it by saying “Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion"
Ben Franklin was considered perverted due to his liberalness in a more moralistic and rigid society of the time where he also said "only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one.". So basically that tells you that he also loved banging young women at times too and why it was ok to get it off with older women as he found no difference.
Franklin also fathered an illegitimate child named William who went on to become the governor of New Jersey and was said to have backed the British in the war for independence.
Well, there were many more perverts in modern history like Charles Lindenbergh known for his promiscuous nature, Erwin Schrödinger who kept a log of his pleasure-seeking escapades with multiple women and even Mahatma Gandhi who slept nude with his grand niece and female followers just so he could resist the temptation of doing it as he wanted to lead a life of chastity, (weird isn’t it). He was known to have slept and bathed nude with them which was questioned by many of his weird practices.
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