Always treat your wife as an angel, it is always better to have an angel flying in your house rather than a witch playing “zoom” on a broomstick. Dare not try to mess up with her wings when she is in the skin of an angel because the broomstick one can drive you nuts if you dare to mess with her.
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Six or nine is not just a number game but can get you insane when you are up with this argument with your Mrs. Perfect. It is always a six if my wife is standing towards the left and always a nine if she is towards the right. How stupid I am to forget the rule of nature which says “wife is always right.” So never argue when your wife tells you it’s a six, just accept it and go with the flow if you don’t want your blood pressure to get low.
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I always sleep wearing this t-shirt to show my reasons for snoring during my sleep. Every time my wife nudges me for snoring out hard in the night I just show what the words on my T-shirt read. “ I always dreamt of being a motorcycle, and that is what I am doing in my dreams- accomplishing it.”
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That was the most I could receive on my wedding anniversary (which is not even a word in the English dictionary). Anyways “okayest” is always better than getting the tag of “the worst husband” that I just heard a day before my marriage anniversary’s eve.
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I used to be a lazy chap when my wife used to wake me up for a workout session. So she brought this, and now there is a sudden change, it’s me who wakes up wife my every morning to get my dumbbells refilled to have a quick weight lifting session.
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