Having a good sense of humour doesn’t mean being funny at all times but giving reasons to people to laugh at even in the simplest of things. Finding a soulmate who is equivalent, talking in terms of their humour is a way difficult task. But if you happen to find one, then no one can stop you from having a life full of sarcasm. One can hardly see such humorous couples fighting instead they will always find new ways of expressing their views without actually getting into conflicts. Here are some funny instances that will surely make you laugh and wish you had the same funny bones at your house.
Gulping few pegs of whiskey, I just asked my wife How much do you trust me, my love? This is how she exactly answered. She held my hands in the most romantic way and took me to our garage and showed me the needle of the speedometer pointing at zero.
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Knowing she was cooking in the kitchen, I made the mistake of asking her what she was doing. This is how she reacted with all her weapons in her hand. “Come I’ll show you a live show on how to cut a piece of meat,” she said. Realising my mistake, I said No! No too many cooks spoil the broth, this was all I could say to save my skin.
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This is what I exactly feel whenever I end up in a fight with my wife. It is better to surrender and show a white flag because I always forget that wife is always right. Gosh! Could have made her stand to my left during our wedding things would have been better.
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This is the actual reason why I never trust my hubby with my kids. You tell him to give your baby a shower, and this is what he does! “making the baby look like a grandpa with all the baby shampoo and taking time as forever for clicking pictures.”
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How I loved to be in a relationship when I was single but now since I have mingled how I miss my life when I was single. The grass is always greener on the other side is the moral of the story depending on which side you are.
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Always treat your wife as an angel, it is always better to have an angel flying in your house rather than a witch playing “zoom” on a broomstick. Dare not try to mess up with her wings when she is in the skin of an angel because the broomstick one can drive you nuts if you dare to mess with her.
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Six or nine is not just a number game but can get you insane when you are up with this argument with your Mrs. Perfect. It is always a six if my wife is standing towards the left and always a nine if she is towards the right. How stupid I am to forget the rule of nature which says “wife is always right.” So never argue when your wife tells you it’s a six, just accept it and go with the flow if you don’t want your blood pressure to get low.
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I always sleep wearing this t-shirt to show my reasons for snoring during my sleep. Every time my wife nudges me for snoring out hard in the night I just show what the words on my T-shirt read. “ I always dreamt of being a motorcycle, and that is what I am doing in my dreams- accomplishing it.”
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That was the most I could receive on my wedding anniversary (which is not even a word in the English dictionary). Anyways “okayest” is always better than getting the tag of “the worst husband” that I just heard a day before my marriage anniversary’s eve.
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I used to be a lazy chap when my wife used to wake me up for a workout session. So she brought this, and now there is a sudden change, it’s me who wakes up wife my every morning to get my dumbbells refilled to have a quick weight lifting session.
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Wives can be so loveable and caring in some situations; I never thought this to be true. I just shared my craving of having watermelons in December. This is what my loving wife made for me to show how much she cared. “The watermelon cake” though not juicy but definitely my sweet tooth delicacy.
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Sometimes I wish that my husband was not so obedient to follow all my instructions so keenly. I just said to my love to put a little olive in my burger. This is what he did! He correctly put a small little olive piece in my burger which made me feel I wish I had a husband who could have used his minds rather than being so compliant.
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My poor baby wished she could touch the water, but the mistake she made was that she discussed her desire in front of her father. This is how my husband fulfilled her wish of touching the water as she was not able to reach it by herself. He scared her out of her skin and made her believe that it is indeed a bad idea to make a wish in front of your father and she is never going to repeat it even in her nightmares.
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It was my husband’s day to treat me special. I got up in the morning to see the sight of these poor little smileys begging for a peaceful death after being tortured by my husband. Wish I did the cooking on my own. Rest in peace! Poor Smileys!
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No! No! This is not romance at all. Holding her hands in a shopping mall is just my little way of stopping her from shopping more. For the world it is romance, but for me, it is my saving.
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I thought that the happiest day for my wife was the day when we got married. I mean just look at her lovely smile in the wedding gown, gorgeous isn't it? But I was sadly mistaken look at her picture with Rob Lowe! With me, it was just a smile, but for Rob Lowe, it was her whole set of 32 showing her happiness.
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